Lyrics

What's an old man
Got to smile about laff about
Ain't nothing funny anyway

What's an old man
Got to beg about kneel about
You know he doesn't even pray

What's an old man
Got to yell about scream about
You know he wanted it this way

What's an old man
Got to live about die about
Why don't he just go away

He knows exactly what the facts is

He pays his government taxes
What's an old man
Got to think about drink about
When he's got no booze

What's an old man
Got to sing about dance about
When he's got the blues

When an old man
Says he's had enough given up
Now he's on the edge

When an old man
Got nothing to die for
He go on living instead

He knows exactly what the facts is
He knows what party to the max is

You know he cuddle like a cactus
And on sunday he relaxes

You know an old man
Ought to give it up pack it in
Before he gets out of line

You know an old man
Gonna shut it off break it down
Before he runs out of time

What's an old man
Got to toss about turn about
Lay in bed all day

Once an old man
He apologise caught in lies
And she didn't even stay

He pays his government taxes

He knows what party to the max is
He knows what party to the max is